The Beginning. (Or, some disclaimers).

I wrote my first novel when I was in 5th grade. Yep. I was a really cool kid. I'm pretty sure I wrote all 200 pages longhand (in pencil). I had one of those brightly colored trapper keepers with a picture of a baby seal or dolphin or something. The "novel" (if you will) was called "Faith in Green Eyes" and it was about a popular girl with cancer. I knew nothing about the topics. Needless to say, it was terrible. My father & my friend Laney read the entire thing. Nobody else…continue reading →

The Beginning. (Or, some disclaimers).

I wrote my first novel when I was in 5th grade. Yep. I was a really cool kid. I’m pretty sure I wrote all 200 pages longhand (in pencil). I had one of those brightly colored trapper keepers with a picture of a baby seal or dolphin or something. The “novel” (if you will) was called “Faith in Green Eyes” and it was about a popular girl with cancer. I knew nothing about the topics.

Needless to say, it was terrible.

My father & my friend Laney read the entire thing. Nobody else has read it (including me).

I wrote several novels after this (and after the spectacular inventions of affordable computers & typing classes!)

None of these novels will ever (nor should ever) be published.

So, until I write my famous novel, I am writing a blog.

Plus, having a grandiose goal (such as “write a novel”) simply encourages (me, at least) to procrastinate, give up, & not write at all. This is not ideal.

There may be nobody else who wants to read my writing (although my dad & my friend Laney are still very nice people & will easily be convinced).

This is a mixture of old writing (past 10 years) and newer writing (2014).

Enjoy.

**@2014 Sarah Helen. All rights reserved. None of this writing may be shared/reproduced/copied without prior permission of the author.** Meaning: You must get prior permission before sharing anything! The exception is using the “share” feature on facebook, e-mail, twitter, etc. or sharing the blog link itself.

And, P.S. Come on, don’t be a jerk.

Thoughts?